How i feel about haggling....

The Monty Python got it right.

Haggling is stupid.

I'm rotten at it, i hate to do it.

Especially when i dont know how much i ought to

be paying for something.

I think i've done a really great haggle

then later on i find out i was totally duped.

The other day i was haggling for a very pretty dress,

but the guy wouldnt budge on his price nor me from mine,

so i walked out the shop adamant

that i would not buy it for less than the price that i had insisted on.

Until a few moments later i realised that

i didnt actually have the dress that i really wanted to buy

for what was actually a fairly reasonable price,

and would feel too stupid to go back to the shop to

buy it as that would mean admitting defeat.

Or i hate the fact that i feel bad

as i may have haggled them too low....

At any rate when it comes to The Haggle...

I always end up the loser.